
Oh... I had a lot of fun with this assignment!
(and I've only gotten to the Generator Blog so far... will definately check out more as I have time!)
As you can see... even Einstein knows a universal truth about Bean - Thanks to the Einstein Chalkboard Generator.

According to the Professor Poopypants (of Captain Underpants fame) Name Change Generator... Bean's alternate name is Doofus Gigglebrains.
OR
According to the Pokemon Name Generator... (and assuming a favorite color of Purple)
Bean's Pokéname is: Lotung
Profile: You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of bats, small rodents and coffee.
Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat) : You can eat maple syrup. You can throw lava. You have a discoball. You can throw tahini. You can throw sledgehammers. You can resist Dr. Pepper. You can walk on air. You have a winning smile.
Natural Enemies: Your natural enemy is Drowmander.

If we made a movie... the clapper board might look like...
Thanks to The Movie Clapper Board Generator!

Or a record (old-style) might look like...
Thanks to the Vinyl Record Generator!
Or
How about a little motivational poster to hang above the crib? Thanks to the Motivation Generator!
WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to the Warning Sign Generator.
Lastly... from the Visual Poetry Generator...