Oh... I had a lot of fun with this assignment!
(and I've only gotten to the Generator Blog so far... will definately check out more as I have time!)
As you can see... even Einstein knows a universal truth about Bean - Thanks to the Einstein Chalkboard Generator.
The cartoon bubble is courtesy of the Photo Cartoon Generator... the actual photo was taken by Bean's daddy in an Oh-So-Zen moment.
According to the Professor Poopypants (of Captain Underpants fame) Name Change Generator... Bean's alternate name is Doofus Gigglebrains.
According to the Pokemon Name Generator... (and assuming a favorite color of Purple)
Bean's Pokéname is: Lotung
Profile: You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of bats, small rodents and coffee.
Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat) : You can eat maple syrup. You can throw lava. You have a discoball. You can throw tahini. You can throw sledgehammers. You can resist Dr. Pepper. You can walk on air. You have a winning smile.
Natural Enemies: Your natural enemy is Drowmander.
If we made a movie... the clapper board might look like...
Thanks to The Movie Clapper Board Generator!
Or a record (old-style) might look like...
Thanks to the Vinyl Record Generator!
How about a little motivational poster to hang above the crib? Thanks to the Motivation Generator!
Thanks to the Warning Sign Generator.
Lastly... from the Visual Poetry Generator...